Ready, Set, Pee!


Being penis challenged, I have absolutely no idea why it seems near impossible for little boys to pee only in the toilet. One would think that the target is big enough. Most toilet seats are about 1.5 feet long, and about 6 inches wide; plenty of room to adequately catch a stream of kiddie pee, right? WRONG. I find pee all over the bathroom. It’s on the floor, sprinkled on the bathtub, and don’t even get me started on the collection of pee I ALWAYS find in puddles at the base of the toilet. It is ABSOLUTELY disgusting.

I have scoured parenting sites looking for a solution. I tried the Cheerio’s trick. It worked ok, until it led to other “less flushable” items in the toilet. I imagine the conversation the boys must have had before dropping there toys in the toilet. “If Cheerio’s are fun to pee on, Hot Wheels, and Action Figures must be fun to pee on too”! Needless to say, I had to ban anything besides TP going into the toilet, including Cheerio’s.

I recently tried making them clean up their own pee. I gave them gloves, a sponge, and instructed them (from a safe pee distance) on what to do. Surprisingly, they were equally disgusted, and as a result the bathroom remained pee free. That was until this morning, when in a moment of weakness I opted to use their bathroom (I refuse to share a bathroom with the Pee Pee Bandits), and I sat down without looking. My wet booty was immediately aware that the pee war was NOT over.

Help! Do any of you moms have any suggestions?

6 comments:

Pastor J.M. Brown said...

I love this, always look before you sit. It's like looking both ways before you cross the street!

Mya said...

Exactly. I need to invest in some booty sanitizer.

MommaD said...

i am in the same boat, i have four boys. and i will never get why it is so hard to stay within the boundaries of the toilet? following now from MBC

Mya said...

Thank you MommaD! We should start a coalition, mothers against pee (outside the toilet)

Mya said...

Thank you MommaD! We should start a coalition, mothers against pee (outside the toilet)

Boccasile Family said...

I just buy stock in Clorox wipes and know that on a DAILY basis I will be on my hands and knees scrubbing pee...disgusting!