Football Mom!

Sure, my boys play football. However, I am not one of those obnoxious Pop Warner moms. I do not make baked treats embellished with the team logo. I do not wear custom t-shirts with my sons name on the back. I cheer, but only at an acceptable volume, as not to disrupt the other fans. I do not encourage my son to "get" or harm the opposing team. I am, at all times, a model for Pop Warner parent behavior.

Who's that carrying the ball down the field? That's my son Journey heading towards the end zone! (In a voice SO loud the opposing stands can hear) GO JOURNEY, GO, GO! TOUCHDOWN! MY baby made a touchdown! In your other Mom's faces! What's that? Your son hasn't made a touchdown this season? That's probably because he SUCKS!

Like I was saying, I am not one of those obnoxious team moms, and I am happy to serve as an example to football moms everywhere.

8 comments:

Kimberly Kihega said...

Good for you, and congrats to him! I hate those types of parents, what are they teaching their kids?

Candace Sheppard said...

LOL Love it !

Hit 40 said...

LOVE IT!!! I will be more than happy to admit it was my kid who probably ruined the game for you. HE SUCKS!!! We stick to non team sports (kinda non team) like swimming and track.

How awesome that he got a touchdown. Youtube it for him. They love having their video on youtube. It's free to do.

Candice said...

The boys Mom the writer sucked at sports... last picked, always trailing the other kids down the court. Uncoordinated, kicked out of Karake, she IS a good lyrical dancer and a great Mom and funny!
Love you Muffy!

Lyndsey said...

LOL!!! The Model mother :-)

Susan Fobes said...

I connected with your site from mom bloggers club and really enjoyed your latest posts.

Stacie's Madness said...

lol... I can TOTALLY see how it happens.

African American Mom said...

LOL! That was funny!